Dear World, I am a Ninja.

I just picked the lock to my front door using my scarf and a stick that I found on the sidewalk. I used the stick to extend a loop of scarf through the letter opening of the door, and then hooked said loop around the opening mechanism of the deadbolt. I then used the scarf like a pulley to turn the opening mechanism, thus opening the door. Granted, I'm an idiot for locking my keys inside the house. On the other hand, I'M A NINJA. An awesome ninja.